- When presented with the option of getting the bigger or the smaller jack hammer, ALWAYS get the bigger one.
- I’m glad I got the smaller jack hammer. That thing beat the shit out of me today.
- Replacing fence posts should not be this much work
- I had the best “Back” day of anyone at the gym. Ever. In my backyard.
- My son can spend an entire day outside, without screens. And not die.
- My 67 year old father is a beast. The man needs major shoulder reconstruction surgery and he was out there prying concrete out of the ground.
- There is not enough ibuprofen in this city for me tonight.
- Someone forgot to mark a cable near the property line.
- Did i mention the ibuprofen?
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